Muddy Curtain

A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.

I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.

by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023

curtains

objects used for
1) blocking sunlight through the windows
2) wiping your cum after nutting

1) it's too bright here, close the curtains!
2) why the fuck did you wipe your dick in the curtains???

by jinsie April 4, 2023

Curtain

Something that can protect you from seeing your sleep paralysis demon.

"Oh that curtain? It saves me sometimes.."

by i_eat_dog November 2, 2019

Curtain

The most handsome cat in the world

Look at curtain.... he's so handsome!

by Curtainlover420 December 13, 2020

Curtains

Curtains is another Brooklyn slang for “it’s clipped” and “it’s quiet”. For a better understanding it means you’re done.

For example once I see that bith it’s “curtains”.

by PowerPussayGirls November 22, 2021

Pork curtain

Ball sack stretched out.

Antonym of Beef curtain (oversized vaginally inner lips).

I stretched his pork curtain out

by 2021Galileo November 13, 2021

Milk Curtains

Really really really saggy titties

Looks at the milk curtains on that lady. Fill a couple glasses with those old milk curtains

by RedditorsAnus November 13, 2021