human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone

“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”

by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018

bloody cupcake

1) When you are raw dogging a chick and she has her period when you orgasm.

2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.

Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...

Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!

by Disposable Undies October 1, 2020

Cupcake

A sports team that's not very good.

"That team's not a contender, they're a cupcake."

"Of course they're undefeated, they play Cupcake State every week!"

"It's an entire division full of cupcakes"

by Krustov November 22, 2011

Cupcake

Another name for millennials due to the fact that they are so soft and sweet.

That cupcake doesn't even know how to change a tire.

by Brand X marks the spot November 2, 2020

dirty cupcake

when a person puts frosting and sprinkles on ones asshole and eats it.

hey babe, wanna try that dirty cupcake later tonight?

by chicken tender lover 69 June 10, 2020

Cupcake

A piece of crap, inflated by hot air, then topped with more crap.

That Cupcake is going to be frozen under an avalanche of Snowflakes.

by Declutter2009 February 15, 2017

Cupcake Cock-Clown

A cupcake cock clown, is a faggot that dresses as a clown with a cupcake.

Sarge: ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE COCK-CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS.

by AttackOnCrack June 29, 2018