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Mr Cuddles

A renound potton pikey who is partial to spaff in the library. Also An absolute gorm who passes girls off like looses change (prick)
Fucking ket ‘ed

Claims to fame: cracked on with Jubbo (numerous times), In too deep after cuddles, loves the romantic touch of Dutch lips on his smackers, banged dicko in the pavilion lavs
by September 26, 2018
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pussy cuddling

Scissoring vigorously with 2 pussies, but with cloths on.
Sometimes my lesbian ass gets tired of butt cuddling, so I switch to pussy cuddling.
by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 16, 2019
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Cunt cuddle

It’s went you smush you’re face into a woman’s vagina for a prolonged enjoyable time whilst humming “coming around the mountain
Because the thunderstorm blew out the power, I had the most relaxing cunt cuddle with my wife
by Cunt-Cuddler August 28, 2020
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cuddle surfing

Similar to couch surfing, but instead of sleeping in couches, you're cuddled up in bed with a friend or host.
Tess: Hey Tony I need a place to crash for a few days, would it be alright if I stay with you?
Tony: yea but I don't have a couch.
Tess: That's okay, we don't need one ;)
Tony: oooooooo ;)
Tess: Don't get the wrong idea! it's not like I like you or anything.
Tess: 'I practice cuddle surfing'
by Zhiyong Gao January 14, 2020
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Cuddle Jump

Noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in sexual relations
"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."

"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."
by TomSmith13 December 12, 2015
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Cuddle Drunk

Being Cuddle Drunk is the delirious and delicious state of feeling intoxicated after many hours of intimate cuddling leading to a state of mind and body similar to being intoxicated.
4:31 AM You sound drunk… Mmmmm I’m just cuddle drunk.

I’m so cuddle drunk I can’t write this definition!! 💕.

Warning… too much intimate cuddling causes extreme Cuddle Drunkness. ummmm wha k mmm yeeahh
by ktcoe July 3, 2023
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Cuddle Slut

1. (n) Someone who would prefer cuddles to sexual activity.

2. (n) Someone who craves a connection and intimacy.
Are you cuddly?”

Of course! I’m a total Cuddle Slut!”
by Dreyah August 24, 2022
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