crunch time

a critical moment or period (as near the end of a game) when decisive action is needed

Player: i can't believe that kid airballed a 3 pointer in crunch time!

by GarbageCollector January 3, 2021

Cruncle

The creepy uncle in the family, everyone has one. If you don't, you probably ARE the cruncle.

"I am never staying at Cruncle Bobbi's again! I woke up to a basement bath!"
"My cruncle had the audacity to grab my girlfriends phone out of her back pocket"

"Did you see the photos from the family reunion? cruncle was nurturing his sister in law's breast"

by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021

muffin cruncher

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

by seymour heines February 26, 2008

credit crunch lunch

to eat a cheap meal at lunch time because you are skint i.e. bread and jam or corn flakes etc

Paul: I'm going to the sandwich shop at lunch time, you want anything?

Tom: Nah i'm havin a credit crunch lunch

by dirtyfalang January 29, 2009

captain crunching

v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.

by mr potter March 11, 2010

Techno-crunch

The cringe like feeling during the period of time when you are debating on whether to buy technology and find yourself trying to find the cheapest deal available, even if you cannot really afford it.

Mike: I had to wait a month for my G3 phone to be returned from HTC, while it was under the 12 month warranty.

You: Did they charge you?

Mike: Can you believe it? They charged me $39.00 for returning my $#!%.

You: At least it wasn't the $100.00 deductible by Asurion. It seems like everyone's feeling the techno-crunch post 9/11.

by jcontreras September 4, 2010

pal-crunchin'

seeing as many friends as possible on an individual basis in one evening by foot, bike, car, or any other means of transportation.

Pal: "Hey man, it's midnight on Wednesday, what are you doing here?"

You: "Just hittin you up for fun to catch up on life and do the same with everyone else in town I can tonight. I'm pal-crunchin'."

by stazagrip April 11, 2011