corporate weapon

A slick, savvy individual who possesses the cunning and prowess to navigate the cutthroat world of business. The deadliest tool in the boardroom arsenal.

"Hey, did you hear about Sam? He is like a mad dog off the leash."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."

by TheKillerFish March 25, 2024

Correr

Move with the gang, be in gang.

Do u wanna correr la mara?

by Lil Lowk April 18, 2024

corrodent

A term for any corrosive substance, be it acid or base, or an adjective meaning corrosive.

"The shelves were stocked with all manner of corrodents and solvents."

by Mushiking42 October 20, 2024

Corporatism

You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows, and then act surprised when it drops dead right in front of you

Smackhead Steve: Hey! My cow just died. I don't know why. It was perfectly healthy.
Dickhead Daniel: The one you forced to produce the milk of four cows?...
Smackhead Steve: Yeah, that one, after I sold the other. It just dropped dead right in front of me.
Dickhead Daniel: Isn't that called corporatism?
Smackhead Steve: Yeah, is that what it's called? Hm, must be.
Dickhead Daniel: Yeah, it's corporatism. Just don't act surprised that your cow died.
Smackhead Steve: Ehhhhhh nah, too late mate. I'm as surprised as...
Dickhead Daniel: As a squashed shallot?

by Lil_Latch ADHD Antics. November 20, 2024

Corporate Justice

It is the antithesis, perhaps the natural enemy, of corporate greed.

The guy who assassinated the CEO of United Healthcare served some Corporate Justice.

by Salem Haven December 9, 2024

corporatmas

A modern definition for Christmas. It's viewed by some as nothing more than a way for corporations to make money.

Merry Corporatmas!

by digital snake December 25, 2024

Corporate

Synonym of Penis or cock. Used when referencing sexual encounters where someone get's fucked hard.

Corporate really gave it to me last night. Corporate's really coming down on me. Corporate's really been riding me lately. Corporate is always bending me over. Corporate is really screwing me over. Corporate has been all up my as Corporate really knows how to give it to me. Corporate fucked me over. Corporate screwed me again.

by RJ and Scooter January 12, 2025