Condoleezma

Condoleezma - noun

A caucasian male dressed in drag - usually overweight - imitating Dr. Condoleezza Rice and all of her accomplishments. Imitations include political farce and racial humor.

Guy 1 - Dude, why are you dressed like a fatass black girl?
Guy 2 - I've gotta go do my Condoleezma.

by Cuspid May 30, 2009

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Condom

a barrier between men and their goal

DAMN!!! NOT A CONDOM!!!!!!

by ooooooooooosnap November 28, 2010

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parent condom

noun - A shame barricade created by parents to protect their hormonal teenage sons from doing the "Bad Touch" to other parents' daughters.

Also, an effective contraceptive.

Parent Condom: "Oh, look here he is at 6 running around the yard naked.... Look at the little pipi!!!"

by SpazZilla April 23, 2006

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conjoint consciousness

noun

is a responsive action (revolution) by the social group, to either a political or social condition.

The French revolution was the conjoint consciousness against social and political inequality, unfairness, injustice, and tyranny.

by Baron Neville February 2, 2018

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The feeling that occurs after swallowing food whole. Typically, people say that the food they swallowed stays in their throat for like 3 minutes and then it uncomfortably slithers down like a buttered sausage.

Person: Hey you okay?
You: Yeah, just conjojulated from eating a cheese stick whole.
Person: What does that mean?
You: Read the definition stupid.
Person: OOOH! So you're saying that I could say that I felt conjojulated after sucking ya pappy's member?
You: Wait, what?
Person; Whoops, nothing......

by wise and stupid March 16, 2019

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