Common logic

Something obvious

It’s common logic that the sky is blue

by Mr.Bek April 7, 2022

Commonwealth of Australia 🇦🇺

Australia, the sixth biggest country where you find signs “like appropriate footwear must be worn while on the premises”
lots of kangaroos 🦘 and spiders, yeah.

Australian: Hiya Mate!
Canadian: Hi Eh?
Spiders and kangaroos attack the Canadian
This is what happens in the Commonwealth of Australia 🇦🇺 such a happy life.

by True Geo Graphy April 10, 2022

common sense

Something nobody has these days, common sense means to state the obvious
for example, when the sky is gray common sense it’s going to rain or..
when you first get in the water at a pool, common sense it’s going to be cold.

Person 1: ugh! why is the water so coldd! 🥶
Person 2: it’s common sense it will be cold when you get in.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 20, 2022

commit pigeon

To shit on someone's car or something else they own.
Usually used as threat.

Guy1: Shut up or ill commit Pigeon
Guy2: fine

by Grug was here May 10, 2022

commom

A mix of 'c'mon' and 'mom.' frequently used around the world. except the places that don't use the word "mom". or "c'mon". this is a common piece of knowledge.

mom: "Jimothy, you left your shoes in the freezer! I have to thaw them AGAIN!"

son: "commom, I'm going to be late for my anus surgery recovery appointment!"

by high, rising, bouncy, falling August 4, 2022

Commit a undertale

Basically jumping off of a ledge to your death

I swear if Sans gets into smash, I will commit a undertale

by WilliamXu210 August 29, 2022

Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.

"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."

by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022