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seaweed chomper

a weird person who literally chomps on seaweed with his gigantic teeth
“fob”

shut up seaweed chomper
by urdadsfavoritebrunette. May 11, 2022
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Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022
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Canine Clamp Legs

A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.
I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.
by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022
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Vanilla Chomper

"I might become a Vanilla Chomper in the future, things aren't working out so well as of now."
by IlikeNiggers12345 November 9, 2022
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SkillZ chomp

a incredibly skilled gamer who is a very good call of duty player and has carried his squeal to 1000’s of wins and regarded as one of the best and loved by his team mates
SkillZ chomp is a very skilled gamer and just won another game
by bombboy123 March 24, 2023
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aidan clamp

by gfsddsfgsedg May 21, 2023
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Toilet chomper

A term used to insult someone saying that they use the toilet to much.
"Brian you are such a toilet chomper, stop eating so much taco bell."
by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023
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