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caustic git, the

A verbose young lady noted for her acerbic wit and driving debate.
The Caustic Git tore him a new one when he tried to tell her to "cheer up."
by The Git herself February 9, 2004
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clusterbadger

A river blockage caused by a large number of novice boats parked in interesting orientations

During Michaelmas Term in Oxford or Cambridge, there are many rowing boats on the river occupied by people who are new to the sport - novices. These people are usually quite bad at rowing and can be quite upsetting for other river users. Sometimes, their sheer idiocy can lead to pile-ups in the river, or a clusterbadger. Indeed, from above, it will actually look as messy as a group of badgers attempting a clusterfuck.
Cox: Hold it up all eight. There's a *massive* clusterbadger up ahead.
Stroke: Badgering novices.
by fr277 November 16, 2011
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Cluster Fuck

A term which can be used for a person/group of people to describe when a relatively simple task is completely and consecutively fucked up causing them to become frustrated with themselves.
"He's having a total cluster fuck trying to do that"
by MellyMoo October 23, 2012
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Cluster Fuck

British roadworks (aka Sadistic Bastards). Closing off multiple primary routes of traffic for 90 days to trim the verge, forcing the traffic load of a small town like London to use a single lane bridge to commute. Also using diversion tactics that will see someone travelling from Birmingham to London visit the Norwich coast.
Sorry I'm late for work since yesterday, it's the cluster fuck.
by Last Action Hero 5001 December 20, 2012
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Cluster fuck

Yes the internet is infact

One big ass cluster fuck
by Tara Dickove August 17, 2017
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Cluster farm

A cluster farm is the PG-13 version of a cluster fuck.
The government response to the COVID-19 pandemic has been a cluster farm.
by lasrubieras March 25, 2020
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Shaanta Claus

The Shaant Hacikyan version of Santa claus because Shaant should be as famous as Santa Claus.
Here comes Shaanta claus, here comes Shaanta claus right down Shaanta claus lane.
by CIWWAFCRAZED2 February 21, 2009
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