Transactional Clappage

Having sex with someone just so you both can have sex and avoid masturbating.

Me: “I’m gonna go have some transactional clappage with that beater”

Friend: “Why?”

Me: “So I don’t jerk off and she doesn’t flick the bean. Gotta get that nut with no feelings inbetween”

by Señor Grub October 5, 2022

lackage of check clappage

Its very sprinklable you can use it for a lot of things like cod

"Hey man that guys got locc" "whats locc" lackage of check clappage

by Chrismatthews2021 March 2, 2021

Claphapel

A word with no grammatical limitations. Can be used in any situation.
1. Defined as "when you're like uh.. ah... arggh@".
A translation being: when you wake up (or are woken up) early in the morning, and you're already mentally active when you're on the computer.
2. A general term of annoyance and frustration, though not very harsh.

'That's what u get when u claphapel me this early'
'You're claphapeled all the time'
'You're not a very claphapelly person.'

by The masked invader of minds January 24, 2009

Claptard

When a person is the last left clapping in a crowd, with everybody gazing at him/her in shame.

The feedback from the crowd was great, except for the claptard who was singled out.

by nikmet October 17, 2009

Chapparal

A common term used in place of roadrunner. Although, no one precisely knows why. The term is pronounced "Shap-arral".

The mascot of Lubbock Christian University.

Their mascot is a Chapparal. We call them the Chaps.

by LCUStudent March 30, 2010

Chappay

To be immensely dry, like chapped lips. Used commonly when insulting someone.

ARE YOU COMING TO PICKERING?
no.
sss... why so chappay?

by shakenbakeBRO June 26, 2010

Clampanion

1. a female companion; a term used to categorize a female friend with an abiguous characterization of sexual orientation.

2. a term used to describe a homosexual companion, while remaining free of commitment.

Trisha prefers to have several clampanion's instead of a serious commited girlfriend.

"Dude, did you see those clampanion's over there?"
"Yes, they're rinickulous"

by chucklesmenow April 21, 2010