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Beef and chons

beef: aggravation between two individuals or groups
chons: shortening of "punch-on"
Beef & chons: a fight due to a bit of anger or tension.......
Bloke 1: oi, u, c*nt, whats up your arsehole?
Bloke 2: your face mate.
bystander bloke 1: watch out, we got a badass over here
bystander bloke 2: beef and chons
by Dr. Awesome guy June 3, 2014
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redneck tater chips

When a country boy with a big messy beard does oral on his favorite gal and the juices get all over his beard, then dries out. Once dried out, said country boy can peel off the "chips" and eat as a nice salty snack. Mm mm good!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!
Me and my girl had fun last night and I even got to eat some redneck tater chips too!
by Jimmyjamjamjon August 2, 2016
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doo doo chips

That means your game is wack/bad. Examples: One is no good in sports, dancing, rapping, singing etc.
I was watching my friend play basketball and his game was doo doo chips.
by jettyjett August 21, 2016
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Half rice/half chips

Bisexual. Unable to choose. From the famous inability of the Welsh nation to select which dish should accompany their curry. 'I just can't choose one love. I'll have half rice/half chips with the lamb korma please.'
Did your boy marry that Megan?
No Dai he dumped her and is with a bloke called Gavin now.
He needs to make his mind up.
I told him Rhodri, you can't be half rice/half chips all your life.
by Harrymunx November 4, 2016
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The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.
Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!
by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017
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Fish and cheesy chips

An orgy with people who do not wash
by MyGcheesychipsandthat December 17, 2019
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pussy tater chips

Dried leavings on your face after a night of eating pussy.
Heidi came on my face so much last night that I let it dry and peeled it off and ate it like pussy tater chips.
by Majickcom1 January 30, 2022
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