chocolate sneeze

a runny, watery shit, that explodes like a sneeze the minute sit on the toilet

That Thia food last night gave me a chocolate sneeze I would not soon forget.

by Anyone N. General September 14, 2006

dick chocolate

aka: poopnoodle
The consequences of anal fucking.

After i pulled out, my penis became.. dick chocolate.

She loves my dick chocolate.

by Chipbord December 26, 2014

chocolate covered raisins

1. Raisins covered with a thin coat of chocolate.

2. Deer/Moose feces.

Jim: Mmmm...those chocolate covered raisins taste so good.

Bob: Are you talking about poop or dried grapes covered in chocolate?

by JimmyBobby2165 December 31, 2007

Chocolate Spaghetti

When the string from a girls thong turns brown from close contact with an unwashed ass.

I cocked Julie's thong to the side so I could eat her ass, but I got grossed out when I saw her Chocolate Spaghetti and decided to skip straight to the sex.

by Wetbeard February 26, 2009

chocolate mushroom slap

After having anal sex to slap someone across the face with one's penis leaving a rectal juice mark. mushroom slap

James:"Hey Ron what happened to Adee's face?"
Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."

by James izzle April 14, 2005

chocolatier

A person who goes hogging and has sex with a fat chick.

John is such a chocolatier. He brought home a big fat fatty and had sex with her.

by PMax March 15, 2008

Chocolate Flute

n. A penis, covered in fecal mater following anal sex.

The only bad thing after anal sex is having a chocolate flute.

by JB Caterpillar August 9, 2006