Catch 22

New Jersey based third wave ska. Awesome.

"Catch 22 is one of the most successful NJ ska punk combos to date."

by AndrewFromSouthJersey November 29, 2004

catch 22

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

I hate school, its a Catch 22.

by Jakabones January 14, 2006

Catch me outside how bout dat

A phrase usually meaning that business will be handled later. Most likely in a fight.

Person 1: Ima steal your bae
Person 2: Catch me outside how bout dat

by Urban Dictionary Folk March 1, 2017

catch a feel

to feel someone up. sometimes by accident. other times by grabbing breasts or packages.

girl 1: Lastnight we were at this keg party and guess what he tried to do?
girl 2: what?
girl 1: he tried to catch a feel up my skirt, soo awkward.

by ITSMEYOURMOM October 9, 2008

Catch Chains

The Day You A Person Gets Transferred To Prison While In County Jail.

"While In Jail"He Caught Chains Last Night. He Already Got Sentenced To Prison, He's Probably Going To Catch Chains Any Day.

by Jay210210 May 16, 2011

Deadliest Catch

A woman who has no business wearing fishnet stockings but wears them anyway.

"Dude, did you see that fat chick in the fishnets?"
"Yeah, she's the deadliest catch"

by josev October 26, 2012

Catch 22

A situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to attain because of a set of inherently illogical rules

The following is a rather common Catch 22,

Conservatives usually claim one of two things about liberals:
1) They're so open-minded their brains have fallen out
2) They're close-minded hypocrites who are only tolerant of opinions they agree with.
Clearly, these two points of view cannot be reconciled. Therefore I've dubbed it the Anti-Liberal Catch-22.
I mean, which one is it then? Overly open minded idiots or closed-minded hypocrites?
Make up your minds, conservatives!

by Submitters of Words June 23, 2011