carrot coloured crybaby

Another nickname for Donald Trump. So named because of his orange complexion and perpetual meltdowns when he doesn't get his way.

So, it's official. Joe Biden takes over as 46th President of the United States. But that's something the Carrot Coloured Crybaby will have to accept and get used to, regardless of his temper tantrums.

by chrisssy226 November 24, 2020

Baby Carrot

A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.

Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!

by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019

Blackwater Carrot Slap

A Camp custom, Coal Mine Worker whilst having his ass licked by another man pins his erect penis to his belly button tenses lets go attempting to slap top of the lickers head

Im gettung back to camp and blackwater carrot slap my boss's head

by hobo traveller February 24, 2025

carrot face

(slang, informal, vulgar)

A person with a long, angled face.

The term "carrot face" is used against someone when they have an overly pointed face or because they took mewing too seriously.

"Carrot face" compares an overly defined facial structure to the appearance of a carrot, because a carrot is long and pointy.

Derek mewed too much; he has a long ugly ass carrot face!

by SigmaSlang January 24, 2025

Carrot Asparagus

the best person in the world

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021

history of carrot

history of king william making carrots orange because in 1500 they were FUCKING purple or something.

I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too, lets make them orange!

Fuck yeaaaaaa! History of carrot

by laclaclac February 4, 2025

kinky carrot

Kinky carrot is a sexual act where you repeatedly call someone a whore and stick a large carrot up their ass,dick or pussy.

1:hey BB😩 lets try kinky carrot
2: sure BB😩

1:ahhh~~
2: *shoves carrot up 1's ass* YOU WHORE.

by imnot.m3ad0w March 22, 2021