fuzzy carrot

A man's penis that has not been shaved in a long period of time.

Hey Mike your girlfriend said you have a fuzzy carrot.

by Lilnigy October 27, 2020

cold carrots

To ease the burning of your asshole after eating spicy food

Matt asked his gf to bring him cold carrots because his asshole was on fire from eating at Fred's

by Ayad15 January 24, 2016

Farting Carrots

What Selena Gomez does in her free time.

"I'm farting Carrots"

by Alauahio March 17, 2023

Baby carrot

When a man has a dick the size of a fucking baby carrot, its so small it can fit up ones nose. BE CAREFUL!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CARROT DICK PEOPLE!!!!!! Find a big ol eggplant ;)

His dick was like a fucking baby carrot like boy what the hell boy

by gaygayhomesexualgay February 20, 2022

Baby Carrot

A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.

Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!

by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019

Baby carrot

When your friend has a penis the size of a baby carrot

Ej:"Lauer has a baby carrot, I would know because I put it in my mouth"

by Not baby carrot August 15, 2018

Baby Carrot

Something men possess that is orange and small that never satisfies their wife. Typically named Brian, Bryan or Bry for short

He looks sad. He must have a baby carrot

by JATB March 29, 2023