Hey man, do you want to play ball tonight?
Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh
Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.
Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh
Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.
by Jizzy McDonald December 12, 2017
by Zwaps December 10, 2018
A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.
by pas6969 September 11, 2017
by allahu YEETbar January 16, 2018
A carrot that is weirdly shaped to look scary.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.
Kevin:are you going to carve a pumpkin on Halloween and make a scary pumpkin.
Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.
Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.
by Carrrrot January 2, 2021
by wrong.youre.dumb July 28, 2017
The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard
Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.
by The French Carrot December 26, 2017