Carrot Stick

Carrot Stick is like a dick and you will feel it when it comes in and you play with with it every day in the morning and night.

' I feel the carrot stick up me"

by Fiona Homes May 7, 2022

The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

by Sucks longer May 9, 2022

Carrotted

When you are so high you don’t even your name

“I’m so carrotted right now”

by CervixCupcake May 11, 2022

The cold carrot

When a group of mexicans have an orgi using only carrots that coke freshly from there fridge

Yo homey get the cold carrot from the fridge

by Sean Collins December 6, 2021

harut the carrot

if you resd harut the carrot like (hairuht the cairuht it sounds funny

“harut the carrot went to the store”

by anonymous December 8, 2021

Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.

Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!

by EliTried December 21, 2021

carrot

haha pee

i fucked a carrot

by ,jkhwaoifhwief May 20, 2022