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Straight Cabbage

Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.
Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?

Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020
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Cabbaging

Emptying someone's school bag and turning it inside out before putting everything back in again. No purpose to it, completely harmless, just funny.
Stop cabbaging my school bag
Adam's bag got cabbaged again when he left the room
by Cpt. Cornwall November 4, 2021
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Cabbaged

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
by TooStoned2Care September 4, 2021
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cabbage moth

noun. 1. a trades-person or consultant known to leave worksite equipment in a worse state than when they arrived, yet get paid for the privilege. So called because, "They go from plant to plant fuckin' em."
Builder: "Who's that in the hi-vis with the clipboard?"
Sparkie: "Some cabbage moth."
Plumber: "Aaah shit."
by Lemmingski September 6, 2021
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muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
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Honk honk cabbage

Racist term for a white or half white itallian.
by Billclinton September 21, 2021
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