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Gluteus Crackimus

(Also known as the butt crack) The region of which the art of the deadly fart emerges and you release the snack of the deadly crack.
Where did that smell come from? “My gluteus crackimus”.
by L.R.G March 30, 2024
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The Cracken

The mythological crack rock believed by the desperate crackhead to be lost but never found
Bill and Ted We're crawling on their Knees Searching for the Cracken as their Bag ran out at6:00 a.m.
by Qbinking January 31, 2025
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Anne Crankin it

Secretly masturbating or trying to hide the fact that you're masturbating.
"Anne Crankin it" Secretly masturbating. Or trying to hide the fact that you're masturbating.

I was "Anne Crankin it" last night next to my girlfriend.
by JonOstrich March 15, 2025
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Tuna Cranking

Subtly pleasing in individual via their pockets (pocket jerking) other than yourself who has unclean genitalia in public.
Sebastian was caught Tuna Cranking Gabe in the town park”
by Bsls March 27, 2026
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Mud cranking

The act of cranking one’s hog in a mud pit. This may include more than one individual, in which case it would be referred to as a “party pit of muddy crankers”.
I saw my buddy Jacob mud cranking all by himself and I helped out by using the water house and joining him.
by Evendasteven420 January 17, 2026
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religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.
When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")
by QuacksO September 30, 2020
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Jackin the Cracken

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.
Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn
by JackerOffer6969 March 3, 2021
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