Cock Mustache 

Freshly Shaven Mustache above penis shaft

Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache

Cock Mustache by Tyrone2 June 19, 2008

cock fiddler 

One who unconsciously plays with their cock or someone else's cock.

Tommy, you're a good for nothing cock fiddler! Go wash your hands!

cock fiddler by exef July 15, 2009

Cock Lady 

A portly, elderly woman of Eastern European descent. Due to her strong accent will mispronounce Coke, with Cock. Prominently recognised by her long, black hair and whiskers. Always accompanied by her two annoying grandchildren. Often sighted at McDonalds, Sobeys, and Tim Hortons.

"Hi there, how can I help you?"

"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."

"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"

"I need a large cock."

Cock Lady by mcbitty boppers July 18, 2009

Cock Seeking Missile 

1. A slag, slut, tramp, ho.

2. A female who has had more penises inside her than a pair of old men's hire trousers.

Dan: "Mate, you've not had a shag in ages."

Jimmy: "Yeah I know, I've got a definite chance with that cock seeking missile over there though."

Cock Seeking Missile by SoloKong November 25, 2010

Cock whore 

A cock whore is generally a submissive living the BDSM lifestyle. She or he, whatever the case may be, enjoy the sense of loss of self, or complete submission when they are made to give often very rough fellatio. The submissive is possibly bound, held by the hair, and forced to service. This is generally followed or preceded by cock worship, which is generally very tender and passive.

Are you my cock whore? You good little cock whore.

Cock whore by bleubrat January 3, 2009

cock-block kung fu 

Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.

Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan

cock-block kung fu by MMA J February 7, 2010

cock eatin' fuck 

A more extreme form of being a cock sucker.

Said in anger with intent to offend, "You cock eatin' fuck!!!" Makes no sense. But, it sounds funny.

cock eatin' fuck by Mike Unstinks February 16, 2007