comparative fallometry

Term for group of guys attempting to show who is alpha

Stupid alpha guy: -My dick is bigger than yours
Nerdy guy: -Don't start comparative fallometry

by dildo777 December 10, 2023

Compadre

A jokingly ironic title with a meaning akin to buddy, chum, pal but with added flavor.

Having Mexican origin, this definition applies to Western use.

Reed: "Ay! Compadre, how's it cooking?" (finger guns)

Adam: "Goddamn, the guys missed you"

by Sir Mouse March 10, 2024

comparicone

When somebody is smoking marijuana through a bong, they may save the last cone as a comparicone, to compare the colour when making the next mull.

That looks like the comparicone. I'm sure it will be a good mull.

by Winged Kitty March 12, 2024

Companion

A close but temporary friend

I don’t have friends per se, I usually have companions who are close with me for a couple of years and then we never meet again

by I Like To Define Words March 17, 2024

Comparising

The act of comparing things even though there's already a word for it.

When we're deciding between two different things we we'll need to be comparising them to others.

by Lrae504 April 24, 2024

Compassion

You're perfectly fine with cynicism when it's directed at compassion.

Hym "Yes, Jordan. Cynicism bad... UNLESS someone claims to be motivated by compassion! In which case, we need to kill their ideology! We need supreme cynicism when when it comes to compassion but ZERO Cynicism when it comes to... What? THE GREATER GOOD? Protecting kids? No Cynicism needed there! You can trust that completely."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Comparison

I can compare things...

Hym "You are more concerned with me engaging in comparison... That you are with the constant discomfort... In my fucking skull... My brain... Does not feel good... I swear you are the absolute fucking worst. My... Brain hurts... I don't need to stop comparing things. I'm not fucking 'gaslighting myself with my ego.' This is a deranged attempt on your part to obfuscate reality. And letting you continue to do this is completely undermining your profession. This explains LITERALLY all of the mental health problems. All of them."

by Hym Iam November 3, 2024