Clarence

Name given to extremely intellegent people. IQ is always above 200. Usually, these people are metrosexual (third definition) and are extremely sexy. Also, people with the name Clarence have notoriously large balls. Their sexual preference is often.

Trevor: "I hate you"
Clarence: (punches the shit out of Trevor)
Trevor: I'm a shit
Clarence: "I know. Time to die, bitch." (shoots of Trevor's head with a Golden Eagle)
Trevor: "Im a dead bitch"
-or--
Emiley: Jeez im skinny
Clarence: Yep, bitch.
Emiley: That's mean.
Clarence: Thats right.
Emiley: You're an asshole
Clarence takes uzi from airtight Speedo and caps Emiley.

by Ima Bawsterd March 28, 2008

clairess

v. tr. to lovingly caress, especially someone named Claire

He adored her, spending what seemed hours simply clairessing her as they talked.

by EddieArt August 29, 2017

clairian

A person who instinctively resorts to manipulative tactics as a mean to selfish ends. Also generally lacking in scruples, willing to cheat, lie, and perform evil works and spin them as good.

cody: she wouldnt even talk to me til i bought her more jewelry
bryan: such a freaking clairian

by see page July 7, 2010

Clairavoidance

The almost supernatural ability to know exactly when
to leave a situation before the trouble starts.

John once again showed his clairavoidance in leaving the party right before the cops showed up.

by ZASpeaks December 3, 2011

Clareina

The name Clareina has been rare throughout the last hundred plus years.

Clareina is a girl name of Italian and Spanish origin. “La Reina” in Spanish means “The Queen”. It is pronounced as

CLA-REI-NA , and it’s meaning is “the famous queen” or “the bright queen”.

People with that name are usually sensitive, gentle & kind. They love tranquility. They like the opposite sex and give importance to family. They are helpful & friendly. They are creative, artistic & imaginative. They are gracious, truthful & straightforward.

This is Clareina, my new friend from Milano!

Nice to meet you, Clareina!

by Italianahiopy October 13, 2018

Clarendon

Clarendon is a school for little gays, the year 7 are loud as fuck, the year 8 block the corridors and think they are hard, the year 9 are all becoming slags, year 10 are slags and think they are cool by smoking weed and going to parties and the year 11s just don’t give a fuck tbh

Clarendon is a shit school

by Mymum1234 November 25, 2019

clarence kennedy

A strong ass mother fucker, that does Olympic weightlifting.

Person 1: Do you Know Clarence Kennedy?
Person 2: YEah that dude with the 230kg clean and jerk

by vegetaisvegan April 2, 2021