A cannon to a pebble

A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.

Person 1: Cheese good

Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....

Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble

by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021

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Super Suck Cannon

A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.

Oh crap, he is using his Super Suck Cannon.

by Yoinky Bruh March 13, 2019

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Cartoon Cannon

What happens to your penis and balls when you've been swimming in cold water. Similar to pool-noodle.

Tom: Damn that water is cold. It looks like a cartoon cannon down there.

by JimVT October 11, 2010

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Pube Cannon

A human males erect penis that, unlike most, is covered with hair.

Sarah: So I went back to Jon's last night.
Beth: Oh yeah?
Sarah: He pulled out his dick and...it was covered with hair!
Beth: Jon has a pube cannon, haha. Gross

by thatmanwotsaidthings May 22, 2013

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