Cake and arse party 

British military noun copied from the cockney term for a farce.
Used to describe an operation that has become a disorganised mess.
Synonym for clusterfuck, fuck-up

Things started well but soon turned into a total cake and arse party.

Cake and arse party by JackSplash February 13, 2015

Wedding Cake Fart 

A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake

I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.

Wedding Cake Fart by Slimy Steve April 8, 2011

rice caked 

When one drops in on your wave when surfing.

Grommet Tim rice caked Pat on that wave.

rice caked by Cobin June 2, 2015

layer cake 

The end result of taking half a dump, wiping prematurely, then dropping the rest of your deuce, and wiping again.

Bro, I think I just clogged your toilet.
WTF!?!
I guess your apartment's weak ass pipes couldn't handle the layer cake I just unloaded in there.

layer cake by Birdamus December 3, 2013

noob cake 

Noobs that are pwned continually without ever getting any kills are Noob Cakes. Think of them as fish cakes; ground up and mashed together. These noobs suck much harder than the average noob.

I pwned your ass noob cake. You are the sux0r of all noobs!!!:p

noob cake by The Black Flag June 17, 2006

eat cake 

That act of eating ass. Also known as rimming. Oral sex on a female with a large well shaped ass.

I'm going to take that girl with the nice ass home, I want to eat cake!

eat cake by Echo4Romeo May 1, 2020

pee on my birthday cake

A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.

Why you gotta pee on my birthday cake mang?

pee on my birthday cake by strangedaze April 28, 2005