closer to the sun

an abolutely amazing song by the band slightly stoopid...hellz yea

Closer to the sun, and far from the moon

by Robotcow January 5, 2009

clownfister

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.

I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.

by driftin306 August 1, 2010

cloy

Shorter term for "Crash Landing On You". An popular Korean drama

cloy mutha fucka

by Tucunny Sunny February 24, 2020

Corporate Clown

1. One who serves a corporate entity (rather than just working) to extremes who willingly, knowingly and carelessly violates peoples rights, commits fraud, causes harms and dangers and generally bows down to a false authority created by an unhealthy allegiance to their paycheck masters.

2. An ignorant slave to a corporate power who sacrifices moral integrity to gain money, power or prestige.

3. Law enforcement personnel who define themselves as "Police" rather than "Peace" officers.

4. Any person who believes that their job gives them a right or the power to abuse or advantage others.

The airport public relations representative acted like a true Corporate Clown even in the presence of a peace officer informing him he was wrong in trying to exceed his power and exercise authority he did not have, while protecting the rights of citizens handing out TSA opt-out fliers to travelers.

by infowarrior DD November 29, 2012

a million o'clock

What time it is when it's really late.

Last night I stayed up until a million o'clock writing a paper.

by limacon October 6, 2013

Cloaker

An enemy in the payday video games that can disguise and run at you (extremely quickly) and kick you in the face,knocking you down.While running at you they make a very loud and annoying static noise and it gets louder as they get closer and can also ambush you from around corners.AKA the fucking scariest thing ever if your wearing heavy armor.(as the weight from the armor will slow you down).

Dave:Yo John got kicked by a cloaker! Brandon:Why didn't he say anything? Dave:I don't fucking know his mic is shitty just go revive him.

by Pssh Im MLG January 2, 2015

Cloe

Cloe is an amazing friend. She is funny, beautiful, and makes every time you see her amazing.

Person 1: Did you see that girl?
Person 2: Yeah, that's Cloe

by Cloe's best friend(; January 3, 2018