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tonsil butter

A large load of jizm delivered to the back of ones throat, covering the uvula and tonsils in warm, thick, well churned sperm milk. Not to be confused with the low fat version, I Can’t Believe it’s not Tonsil Butter.
Stuck at work late at night, Cody and Ryan needed a quick snack. All they had in the fridge, of course, was some cheap canned biscuits and eleven jars of grape jelly. Cody started to cry as his hunger pains told him that would not be enough to satisfy him. Ryan wanted to help his friend, so he offered to whip up a fresh batch of tonsil butter for Cody. He gladly accepted Ryan’s generous offering of tonsil butter with enthusiasm. Cody was so moved he was speechless. With a tear in his eye and a lump in his throat, he gave Ryan a big bear hug. Of course Ryan, always the giver, didn’t know who was more satisfied; Cody for the receiving or himself the giving.
by El Conquistador February 20, 2020
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Butter chunk

1. A butter chunk is someone who melts under pressure and goes along with what the other person wants. More so when it is a person of authority.

2. A Butter Chunk is someone who doesn't stand up to bullying behaviour.
Boss: I want you to stay overtime tonight with no pay.

Billy: Yes of course Boss, I'll do anything for the company.
Billy's Girl friend: What! You're working overtime again tonight! You'll such a butter chunk.

Frank is such a pushover he's always getting butter chunked by every bully in the neighbourhood.

Frank was such a butter chunk last night, he never breaks the rules, no matter how stupid they are.
by Zexos May 31, 2021
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rudder butter

The frothy mix of semen and lubricant created when one ejaculates and then uses said ejaculate as fresh lubricant for a second jack session.
After I splooged in that Dennys bathroom I got a creamy batch of rudder butter going on cause I had to go for round two.
by Thenineteen December 13, 2015
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Buttered Patties

When a male ejaculates on one’s booty and proceeds to spread his semen around the cheeks.
Dude! I left Rebecca last night with buttered patties!
by Chadwick Rockefeller May 4, 2021
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pee butter

the pee that congeals on the back of the toilet when you miss the bowl.
Man, that girls teeth look like pee butter.
by Cutty83 January 28, 2012
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Rutter Butter

The vaginal discharge of a dirty southeastern Ohio woman.
I was going to go down on Beckie Jo last night, but I noticed she had already leaked rutter butter all over my new bed spread. I decided to fake chow instead, I didn’t want my face to break out.
by BobbyKittle March 3, 2023
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butter tug

A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.
While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.
by Jahollin July 14, 2015
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