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burning man

Like wasting $1000 to hang out in the parched desert with 35,000 bitter hippies? If you answered yes to this question, then Burningmans for you! Come join the burned out Deadheads and deluded, hard-up Frat boys to chase the handful of washed up hippy women that were in their prime in the summer of love 1969. If you have any drugs, make sure to hoard them because everybody else will be! Not to mention the HUNDREDS of law enforement agents and their canine units just ITCHING to make a bust. Throw in the alkaline soil slowly eating away at any exposed skin, and you're good to go! Bring a women with you and watch 20 horney dirtbags instantly materialize to try to pry her away from you! This event might have been fun back in the '80s, but if you're really looking for a good time, spring break in Cancun is the place to be.
Now I know why they call it burningman, cuase man, do you get burned!
by alphahooker November 23, 2004
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dry burn

Last night I was too lazy to go to the store for lube so I just dry burned Becky’s ass.
by Slutty-slut94 August 2, 2019
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brownie burns

Poop skid marks on your underpants. May also be called brownie stains.
Ewwww... look at the brownie burns on his underwear.
by EileenA January 3, 2008
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Burn wank

When you smoke marijuana for the sole purpose of masturbating.
I had a burn wank earlier and it made me very sleepy.
by John Sextant October 11, 2021
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pity burn

When you're out of pot, but your buddies aren't, and they take pity on you and get you burnt. After it becomes part of your vocab, you can shorten it to simply a "pity."
Can I get a pity burn at lunch? Swing by later for a pity, yo!
by chas979 May 8, 2012
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Branca Burn

When a lawyer delivers a burning one-liner that makes low testoterone prosecutors cry in frustration
Example of a Branca Burn: Mathew Didn't exactly rush out there to provide first aid to Erin Eldrige's cross of Kim Potter.
by Locnav December 17, 2021
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vajazer burn

The bumpy irritated skin surrounding your vagina the day after you shave with a razor.
My razor is dull and now I have vajazer burn.
by boarding bonanza February 13, 2015
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