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i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit] 

i would be incredibly pissed off, or I was incredibly pissed off.
If my boyfriend was out with another girl and he didn't tell her about me, i would be bullshit!

A Bullshit

Something that has nothing to do with the current topic being discussed. Also known as a BULLSHIT or Bullshiting.
Kuper student 1: Dude, you so nailed that speach!
Kuper student 2: Nah, it was total A Bullshit.
A Bullshit by pppllsuq December 20, 2007

PRETTY GIRL BULLSHIT 

When a cute, pretty or beautiful girl (or a girl that just has this mentality) tries to play games when it comes to dating. She could lie about something to hide the truth from you but mostly her insecurities will cause complications in your life to try and control you. She could also think that she's worth more than you and that her beauty is on a pedestal and doesn't think she needs a man.
Joe: Man, I've been on like five dates with her and I still haven't hit it yet.

Me: She's making you work for it.

Joe: I tried to ignore her but then she'll invite me over her place and cook for me. Each time I try to get close, she'll push me away.
Me: That's that pretty girl bullshit.
PRETTY GIRL BULLSHIT by SYM007 September 5, 2016

April Bullshit 

When people randomly fall in love during the spring, usually because of all the douchebaggery, cannabis, and candy that is handed out during April.
So you want to date my Best friend's crush's brother? Man, that's some April Bullshit.
April Bullshit by klawz May 16, 2011

bubblegum bullshit 

bullshit with extra bubblegum; a term used in an extra shitty situation or conversation. bittersweet and expressive when pissed the fuck off. can be used in any context, but works best when you could say fuck that or this shit is stupid.

“hey why’d you literally tell everyone my dog ate shit and died, that’s bubblegum bullshit”

“if you don’t say it to my face, you’re a baby back bitch, get the fuck out of my phone with that bubblegum bullshit.”
“hey why’d you literally tell everyone my dog ate shit and died, that’s bubblegum bullshit”

“if you don’t say it to my face, you’re a baby back bitch, get the fuck out of my phone with that bubblegum bullshit.”

“if you like avocados, stfu you aren’t allowed to have that bubblegum bullshit opinion and should have your rights taken away”

grade-A bullshit 

When you completely bullshit an assignment and totally get an A
"Dude, this is some grade-A bullshit you got there."
"I know, I did it all at 4 a.m."