Muddy Buddy

When you drain the water from the toilet bowl, take a dump and place googly eyes on the turd. Surprising the next unsuspecting person who uses the bathroom.

"Goddamn it, Garret Muddy Budded me again"

"I left a muddy buddy for them, that will teach them to be ungrateful Hosts"

by Bierleichen February 2, 2017

muddy buddy

friends who have sex

bro 1- isn't that the girl you dated?
bro 2- nah bro we were just muddy buddies
bro 1- wow you tapped that?
bro 2- yeaaaah

muddy buddy- friend u have sex with

by aaaddddyyy June 4, 2021

Bust buddy

A friend you would gladly masturbate with

Jill and I busted to a video together we’re bust buddy’s

by Ghost47925292 June 24, 2021

face buddy

A guy who is your friend with whome you ride his face

This guy paul was my face buddy and then I made him my boyfriend

by gettin head September 10, 2013

wheelchair buddy

a friend who is in a wheelchair who is a friend with a person who is in a wheelchair

Mike: Tom we both shattered our femurs, want to be my wheelchair buddy?

Sullivan: Yes.

by mmcdonald92 February 21, 2011

gardner buddy

A girl, usually an older woman, whom a man likes to fertilize with.

Your mom is my gardner buddy.

by ak039 February 27, 2011

Bittie Buddy

A term for an attractive female that one is genuinely just friends with.

Christopher: Aw! Meaghan is so hot!
Ryan: Yeah, but she's just my bittie buddy.

by MixedDrink June 29, 2011