Basingstoke

A reasonably large town in Hampshire that somehow has achieved the smallest social circle out of any other place in the UK. If you make a mistake here the whole town has heard about it within 2-3 hours. You have some stunning locations here, for example if you're looking for a good stabbing then burnaby is the place for you!

Want to see pregnant 13 year olds with 17 year old fathers sporting everything Adidas? Come to south ham and Brighton Hill.

Town centre has more coffee shops and fast food restaurants than is actually probably legal and it's where the lovely 'emo' group hang out at the church near shareware (formerly the fountains was their hangout). Often called Blazingsmoke due to the excess of people smoking weed (seriously /everyone/ smokes it) or doughnut city for the overencumbance of roundabouts. This is a great place to avoid at all costs as once you're here there is no leaving. Because nobody wants to house swap into Basingstoke.

Basingstoke? I smell weed

by Daddy Dale October 20, 2015

bing-ham

a bloody piece of vaginal tissue that has been extracted through foreplay.

dude, logan went into the bathroom and found a bloody bing-ham on his finger after a night with ashley

by grossedout June 21, 2006

Bing bang

A catchy annoying song performed on the nickelodeon show "Lazy Town"

Jane: Have you hear bing bang?
john: Yeah its the first thing i say after i wake up
Jane: i say them before I go to sleep

by mikemanblah September 6, 2009

BING THIS!

WHEN SOMEONE FLIPS YOU OFF, AND THEIR FREEDOM OF SPEECH FINGER, FALLS OFF, UP IN YOUR ASS!!!!

BING THIS!

by HEMP PUBLISHING COMPANY .COM February 18, 2010

Being Trash

Someone who is being trash, is where they have nothing good in their life, they have a love sick life, and they have nothing to lose. But the good things are that they aren’t normal, so their fun to be around. If you know anyone who is trash, you should be their friend. But people who are trash, can doubt them self a lot. They can be insane, they have no actual love life. Some people can easily judge them. Make sure that if you know some one who is Being Trash, make sure that that your nice, your life can be the living hell it self.

GirlWhoIsTrash:I’m being trash and I’m proud of it

by Trash_Is Me May 23, 2018

Ching Chong Bing Bong

What white people think “Asian Language” is

Asian: Zao Shang Hao, do you want my noodle? It is very tasty!
American: Ching Chong Bing Bong what you say?

by BingBong_1 June 6, 2023

Bing-ling

a term used to describe giving oral pleasure to a female or eating oriental takeout. Coined after a local restaurant was found to have dismembered felines in their dumpster(eating cat or pussy).

I could really go for some bing-ling tonight.

by reesespiece April 29, 2007