Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019

Microwave bread

The mythical bread that is left on top of a microwave that gains hulk strength from being left on top of a microwave while being run#DeAndre Smalls

Dam! Bro, I ate this microwave bread left on top of the the microwave and gain incredible strength!

by Sqaud7 February 13, 2019

Wiggle Bread

A large peice of bread with ounds, and ounds of butter on it. It is microwaved for exactly 1 minute, and then it's all wiggley, and gooshy.

Your brain is the consistancy of Wiggle Bread

by EveryoneSingingLlamaSongs December 19, 2009

Andtbacka bread

It is a very uncommon bread and it has alittle bit of a weird taste, but the bread is still very good.
You should try it.

Have you ever tasted the andtbacka bread?

by Joratington_anc2 January 12, 2022

Dippy bread

Dipping white bread into the juice left over in the plate after grilling a medium rare steak.

You don’t know what dippy bread is? It’s something my family made up and it’s delicious.

This dippy bread is almost as good as the steak that created it.

by Embie8 April 1, 2021

Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.

“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”

by Fluffu_ December 2, 2021

Bread Dickens

After fucking her mouth full of bologna, right before you bust, you squirt mustard in her face and slap her cheeks with 2 slices of bread.

You see Marylou the other day. She came in with mustard stains and bread crumbs on her vest. Pat must of gave her a bread dickens.

by GotchaB April 26, 2021