HABFNAR (ha-boof-nar)

Half a boner for no apparent reason.

I was at my son's bris ceremony when I got a HABFNAR (ha-boof-nar) and was asked to leave by the rabbi.

by Richard Lewis III January 25, 2009

bungle boof

When you take pretzel rods and put them on the outside of your butt and then you take a screwdriver and try to screw them in your hole while screaming bungle booF

When my parents were on their honeymoon I invited my friend over to do a bungle Boof with me

by Da real dirty dan August 15, 2017

Shmaggle-Boof

A freshman with a fucked up tooth. Baseball is not his strong suit. Still loves life, a little too much. Eats a ton of Candy. Gets laid every night of his life.

Watch out Shmaggle-Boof, your bout' to become Shmaggle-Beef

by bigswingindick25 March 27, 2019

double boof

when someone puts something up their ass (boof) that u can smoke, and another person smokes it (boof) while it is up the first persons asshole

did u see sophia and anna double boof that fat j? damn they crazy

by annie cowbell September 16, 2019

infinity boof

When you're in a human centipede and everyone boofs the person in front, but the circle is large enough to come full boof circle in a glorious "infinity boof."

James and I were at a party Friday, and we saw a full-fledged Infinity Boof when someone broke out the blow.

by Mkd222 December 3, 2020

jonx boof

when you goofed up so bad that you jynxed yourself to the point of stupid humiliation; a really stupid way to mess up that led to you being rightfully jynx because of how dumb you were

Jon was so sure he had won that game that he was celebrating his victory even after he actually loss. He jonx boofed himself so hard he didn't even realize it.

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Mighty Boof

A type of strong-ass weed from sajmon that knocks you out.
There are rumors that the mighty boof is laced by bouffalant himself.
Mighty Boof is v2's ancestor.

"Mighty boof got me high af!"
"Hey, you got any more mighty boof?"

by bouffalant May 15, 2021