no bitches

when some mf kept getting rejected by every women that exists, including its mother.

YOO JAMAL GOT NO BITCHES

by your ancestor March 26, 2023

Zero bitches

Someone who gets no girls/pussy

Avery Payne gets zero bitches

by Jack hackshaw April 8, 2023

Zen Up Bitches

Calm down, relax, and get things done.

The development team: We'll never be ready in time!
Me: Zen up bitches! We're just moving cards into the done column
Then: Ok. What can we deliver that is of highest value?

by Internet Bodhisattva November 14, 2012

black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.

Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014

Battle Ground Bitches

Bitch girls who live in the city Battle Ground, WA. They wear to much makeup and take to long to get ready because there so fucking ugly.

Battle Ground Bitches can suck my dick, man.

by Goat111 August 2, 2018

ass like three bitches

A lady with a ass big enough to fill up three seats

Damn dawg your girl has a ass like three bitches

by R . Carvet August 20, 2018

National dumb bitches

October 18 is National dumb bitches. The people that you think that are dumb bitches, would be getting a hug, boy can hug the dumbasses boys and girls, hug anyone of the dumb bitches

October 18 Kevin M Asian

National Dumb Bitches day

by Kevin Sinisterz October 17, 2019