atomic biotic

An extremely powerful life force originating from the Italian Chinese American musician known as Wonton Parmesan.

I heard this dude wonton parmesan is super powerful. He is Atomic Biotic.

by Atomic Biotic January 14, 2023

the law of biology

a made-up explanation by an accountant as to why one cannot finishing consuming 5 beers without peeing

I really wanted to finish my bucket of beers at the theater but it was either my lack of testicles or the law of biology that made me have to use the bathroom prior to finishing them... I left the movie theater in shame.

by tornadochaser November 22, 2013

Ur significant other ur biological mother

One of the worst "ur mom gay" insults to be created, only to be used in dire circumstances, as it may cause the person inflicted with this curse to develop degenerative brain diseases.

Billy: ur mom gay
Timmy: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur ͊s͞i̟ster̈ a̠ ͤmi̇stér
Timmy: ur̈́ b̭r̅oͥtͪh͆e̔r͚ aͭ ͇mͦȍtḣér
Billy: ū͋ṛ ̀҉̾g̳r̥̂a͆nͥnͪͥÿ̭́͟ a͊͢ ț͊̆r̴̟̩an̪͊ny
Timmy: ųr̀ ̠g̙ͣ̐ṙ̺a͎͡nͣd̃p͋a̯p͔̝ ͢a̟̰ ̢t͖r̈a͈͍͜p̍͛
Billy: ur̩ ͇͓ň̼ͩȩͤͮic͏ẽ̞ ̻̉ob ͍e̩̮ͩse̯
Timmy: u̖̦̦̩̅r ̧̛̬̩̄šo̜͉̖ͮ̀n ̃͋a̜͚̋ͦͭ ̈́̄n̼͝͞ǔ̫nͣͩ
*Billy gasps as he experiences physical pain
Billy: ù͖̩̓̕r b͎ř͔͍͛o͒̐ ̥̔ͣ̐a̫ ̇̉ho̯ȅ̬
Timmy: u̬ͭ͌ͭ̏ͮ͛͜r̥̓͐ r͈̟̱̮̍a̒̌̕c̉e h̨̅̕̚ȃs ̴̛̞̠̳͂gay̞̓ṡ͒

Billy: uͦr̥̉͛͐̈́́̑͒͛͟ ͍̺̳ances̋ͪ̚t̵ors̰͔̲̒͌ ͋̆̈͞inc̛͙̊̈̽es̜̿to̬̲͟ͅṟ̐͑̔s̨̤͗̚͝
Timmy: u̍ͫͦ̽͢r̯̲̾̌͘ ͐͂̌famiͣl͌ͬ͊̀̍̕ẏ̹̭̜̼ ̠ͫtȑ͓͔ͫ̿̎e̢͓̹͇ͅe͖ͤ̉̊ ̺͇͆l͕g̜b͐t̼
Billy: ù̬̼̖̠̳̝̬̺̉͂ͤr͆ f̶̨̦a̡m̛̤̟͇͎̓̑̏í̶̶̡͎̥͙̬̬̅̽̔̉ͧ̓̑́͝ly̍ͥ ͆reu̕͠nio͡n͘ ̨̘͓̀̾a̢̝͚̬͎̺̲̗ͤ̉͘ ̜̌͋ͫ͒͏͕̼̓̀̔ḫǫ̧̞͉͔̠̮̓̿̇̐̈́̚͘m̹̜̖̙̎́̏͒͞͝͞o͛̃ṡ̢͙̼͆͋̊ͩ̒̀e̙̺̟͚ͣͦ͞x̹̥̖̞̳̽͋͆̾̇͆͜͠͠u̘̞̫͉̎͗ͮ̒̐͋ a̠̙l̵͇̪̃ͯ͞ ̢̹ͦ͜͢c͔̔͛ớ̡̩͓̗̗͔̉͗͌̋ͧͮ̋͠m͍̟̮̯̯̱ͧͤm̢̛̳͐͘͟uṋͧ̈͒͘i͖̳̯ọ͛ͨ͗̚n ̭̞͔
*Timmy receives a vigorous blow and trips
Timmy: u̩̠ͩ͐̆̑̚r̥̫̈̊̅̅̀͜ ̢͎̦̱̯spͧẹ̡̟̩̮ͪͤ̊ͬ̄ͬͯ̎̕͜͝ć̼̭̲͇̞̫ͨ̾̄ͭ͆̊ͣ͜͠͞ͅiẽ̡̹̳̒̿̀͒s̻̫̪ͅ ̴̢̙̜̗̲̬͒̒ͪ͗̽̒̉̄́̑̚͢͜f̫eͤc̀ë̥̯̪̓͆̃̂ s̯̘̼̓̋͡
*Billy's balance becomes offset after sustaining a forceful impact
Billy: u̧͚̠͖̫̩̖̗̓̀́͆̕rͫ̉̿ ̟̉g͍̠͔̙̗̗͙̣̉ͧ̾̕ͅe̢͔̗͉̖̭͇ͨͧͧ̇̊̔̈ͯͤ͘͢n̶̮̮̪͙̘ͮ͠͞u̹̣̗̱̫̔̀́sͭ ̩͔͛̈̎͗̚͝l̦͉̜̪ͨ̄̓͑i̞͢͞kͭȩ̶̶̓ṣ͑͋̈́ ̛͕̘̯̦̒̎ͯ́̀̕͟͠p̯̩͖̹e̺̐ͪͅṋ̤͈ͨͥ̂͋í̶͉͔͎͚͈̈́̌̓ͨ̈́sͣ
*Timmy stumbles back in pain
Timmy: dont make me do this Billy
Billy: Bet
Timmy: ur significant other ur biological mother
*Billy writhes in pain and agony before his body becomes consumed by his autism

by ErrorUsernameNotFound404 May 23, 2018

Thanos Chin Biologist

A person who has been deemed qualified to identify if an individual has an ugly chin or jawline referred to as a “Thanos chin” in reference to the Marvel Character’s bumpy, deformed chin.

“Yeah he said that she had a Thanos chin. I guess he must be a Thanos Chin Biologist.”

by Themamo13 April 24, 2022

Mrs. Spearmans Biology Class

Dare Robertson gets bullied and stuff gets lit on fire.

I’m gonna go bully dare in Mrs. Spearmans Biology Class

by quickest hand in the west March 29, 2019

Chronic Bionic

The sweetest skunk that is available to man and beast a like.

(Inhale the green) CHONG! Thats the sweetest chronic bionic!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Bionic Seahorse

An act of sex where the man pulls his legs behind his head and puts his penis in between them so it juts outward. Then the woman rides the penis until she has an orgasm.

Man: Hey baby, you wanna bang?
Woman: Eh, what can you do?
Man: I can pull off the bionic seahorse
Woman: Oh my goodness, lets bang right here in the bar

by Thatoneguywhoeatskids August 7, 2011