Revolving Nigerian Beltsander

Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.

Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?

Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.

by Windowlicker69420 February 21, 2018

Australian Beltbuckle

Testicles hanging over the top of one's pants as a prank

Person 1: Hey, I just got back from Australia, would you like to see the belt buckle I got there?
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: *Exposes testicles*
Person 2: Oh god!
Person 1: That's my Australian Beltbuckle. It comes from down under.

by Lex Loci November 13, 2009

the beltway

The driver's nightmare. Basically the only highway to get around the DC area. Idiot magnet. Watch for people in the left lane doing 50 MPH.

Whoa! An accident! Never seen one of those! I think I'll slow way down and stop traffic just to look at it!

by lazylatvian May 7, 2005

bloody vaginal beltch

1. A release of air from the vagina during her menstrual cycle.

2. an insult used to disgust and shock the person you are speaking to.

Guy 1: Your a raging asshole!

Guy 2: That may be, but your a bloody vaginal beltch

Guy 1: Gross man, that's really sick.

by E Nigma January 14, 2010

canadian beltbuckle

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.

I was sitting there and out of nowhere I got a boner! So I readjusted to the Canadian Beltbuckle and nobody saw a thing! :)

by Iluvcumming May 6, 2006

bible beltee

A member of the bible belt.

One who dwells in the realm of mental slavery.
A WASP, jingoistic, ethnocentric, fascitic, megalomaniac, fundamentalist, Jesus freak, ignorant, republican, and missing the good ol' Confederate States of American when cotton pickers could properly do their job without being freed by those darned yankees.

Praaaaaise the Lord ! For he shall give y'all bible beltees a new jerUSAlem !

by jfp & Jordan February 7, 2008

beltway bandit

An unnecessary consultant, espcially one hired at government expense.

Though Ken isn't ashamed of his job as a certificate paper consultant for the government, his friends acknowledge behind his back that he's just a beltway bandit.

by SDHO June 19, 2008