Beef and Cheese

David Cole

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beef cunt

An extremly fat pussy that no one wants to hit because it is so beefy and un-atractive

yo that chick over there most have the worst beef cunt ive ever seen.

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When a gentleman inserts his leg into a ladyfriend up to the knee.

The only acceptable time for a man to shave his legs is in preparation for a beef wellington

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Another name for the Labia sisters (Pussy Lips).

She's all beef tongs, so I sprained my tongue.

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The trendier term for a quote "Sausage fest" involving three or more gents with no girls in sight.

Fuckin' el, why do we only end up at beef bonanza parties? Bro.

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When you defecate into a vagina and proceed to insert your penis into it, with another male doing the same.

Dude, Brett and I gave Molly a beef quesadilla last night. She threw up after having to suck Brett's poopdick.

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When a ferociously stinky fart erupts from the anus, causing disgust amongst the people around you.

*friend farts*
"Dude, did you Beef The Shark?"

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