Butterknife Barber

When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.

Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.

by SexyLamp November 19, 2022

God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers

Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not

by Hezik November 19, 2022

Tony Barber

An affectionate reference by Australians to a $100 note, named after 1980s quiz show host Tony Barber, who used to randomly provide cash prizes to contestants (eg. a $100 note from out of his pocket) on TV show “Sale Of The Century”.

I’ll need to grab some Tony Barbers from the ATM.

by Jizzlobberz February 24, 2023

Butthole barbeque

Heating up cum to 100 degrees Celsius and pouring it into someone's asshole.

Guy 1: "Bro that's that weird bitch emily!"
Guy 2: "She's an actual freak fr"
Guy 3: "She gave Nick a butthole barbeque migga"

by racistper5son2011 March 19, 2023

Hanna-Barberian

A passionate fan of the cartoons produced by the Hanna-Barbera animation studio; alternately, a collector of anything relating to Hanna-Barbera's cartoons, including toys, books, dolls, T-shirts, video games and even animation cels. Patterned on "old boy," a common term for graduates of English public schools (with variants such as "Old Etonian," "Old Harrovian," "Old Reptonian," "Old Wykehamist," etc.)

Imagine the typical Hanna-Barberian at ComicCon: hopelessly enraptured in that world of Saturday mornings past, wearing his Flintstones T-shirt and unable to resist passing by the booths of such selling memorabilia from those shows he wasted Saturday mornings on.

by Iludium Phosdex August 13, 2023

Adrian Barbes

The star hockey player formerly on the hurricanes now on the Loyola hockey team. His brother louis barbes would have a much funnier name if his name was Louie g. His middle name is Lorenzo forming the perfect name Adrian Lorenzo barbes. He was diagnosed with an astigmatism 3 minutes after he was born. Some say in the middle of the night you can hear the laugh of Adrian lorenzo barbes rattling in your head.

Adrian barbes missed the net

by CheeseTweeze September 8, 2023

eat barbadurkel

when your mouth feels like a one piece bathing suit

*in manchester accent*
bruv 1: "oi man, how was that garlic bread?"
bruv 2: "oh yea man eat barbadurkel!"

by techfleecepig January 14, 2024