Panty Ball

A game played by hippies, drunk people or a combination of the two, Dave Matthews fans.

Required Items: Folding chair, plastic cups, beer, 5-10 coins, panties (clean or dirty)

Numerous drunks stand in a line and signal the "pantyballer" by screaming "PANTY BALL!!!!" in unison. Following the signal, the pantyballer throws their rubber ball at a folding chair lined with panties found strewn about an outdoor setting. Pennies are then launched in the air from the force of the rubber ball and players try to catch a coin in their respective cups filled with 1/3 of a beer. Whoever catches the coin or the most coins becomes the pantyballer.

"Hey i found these dirty panties, lets play some panty ball"

"That game of panty ball got me fucked up yesterday"

"It's hot, let's play some panty ball."

"Panty Ball!!!!!!"

by Gorge Goer September 14, 2011

Flag

Get the Panty Ball mug.

Sulfur balls

When you take a shower and forget to wash your balls so they smell like sulfur. Often developed through extended poor hygiene habits. Similar to sulfur dick.

Boyfriend: Hey babe, can you suck on my balls while I beat my meat?
Girlfriend: YEAH Daddy I love sucking on your balls.
Boyfriend: Unzips pants, pulls pants down and BAM!
Girlfriend: Daddy I just can’t cause you have sulfur balls.

by Uncutking69 January 11, 2021

Flag

Get the Sulfur balls mug.

brown balling

verb

After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.

Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.

by Mikeyman58547 October 18, 2008

Flag

Get the brown balling mug.

bumper balls

A vehicle accessory for those who lack a pair of their own, consisting of a rubber scrotum and testes dangling from the underside of their bumper, trailer hitch, rear axle, etc.

bumper balls are a poor substitute for having a real pair, buddy.

by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008

Flag