invisible box

when a person is high drunk or tripping balls, you talk to them and tell them about a box you have in your hands. Then you talkto them as you are putting the "invisible box" over there head. when the box is over there head, you move your mouth but do not talk, creating the illusion that the box does not allow you to hear. If done correctly the person under the influence will flip out.

My friend gave me the invisible box last night. I was so scared that i was deaf i almost ripped my ears out.

by randall stacy December 6, 2006

Cum Box

A box where you keep all your past loads.

Hey mom, have you seen my cum box?

by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

Pig box

A group of fat, foul, ugly women driving about the town in a Nissan Micra listening to Destiny's Child hunting for cock.

Hey, look. There's another pig box. Fucking rank bitches.

by Jimmeh August 30, 2005

booster box

A tool used by shoplifters. Usually a shoebox with one side of it cut out, and lined with tin foil. The missing side is held against the body and items are stuffed into the box and then walked out of the store. The tin foil is used so that the anti theft device won't set of any alarm systems on the way out. Often tested by putting a cellphone in the box and then trying to call it. If the phone doesn't ring, then it's usuable. If it does, the one solution is to use more tinfoil.
On a side note, you will be arrested if found in posession of one of these, even if you were not in the act of shoplifting.

Dude let's hit up Best Buy, I just made this sick booster box and they won't know what hit em.

by Rabblerouser August 16, 2006

eating the box

the action of eating out a chick.

1. go eat my box
2. during oral sex i ate this chicks box and in return she gave me a blowjob

by kokjawz April 6, 2004

box in the attic

much like a man with cockwebs (see definition), a lady with a box in the attic has not been having as much sex as she once was.

Since breaking up with her boyfriend last summer, Carrie has had her box in the attic.

by dave99 December 14, 2004

The Struggle Box

During times of pure incompetence, ineffectiveness, or stupidity, this refers to how much a person is struggling with a given situation, or possibly with life in general. The more intense the struggle, the deeper they are in the box.

guy 1: "dude, i couldn't get it up last night and she totally bailed on me."
guy 2: "bro, you're deep in the struggle box."

watching a completely hammered girl attempt a lap dance, then proceeds to vomit, one might say:
bystander: "wow, she's DEEP in the struggle box!"

by obuhanick November 5, 2009