blee J

Anytime a blow job is given and there is blood involved.

My girlfriends wicked sharp braces cut me up when giving me a blee J.

by Sour dough May 9, 2011

BleeJob

Getting a BleeJob is the act of a male or female giving a male oral sex and biting the penis until it eventually bleeds.

"Dude, Sarah gave me a bleejob last night!"
"Seriously? Did it hurt?"
"Yeah! And it bled like a bitch!"

by ButterMyToast January 2, 2012

Bleef

A fart that travels from your butt to your vagina.

Girl: Did someone just bleef?
Bitch: That bleef was so disgusting and wet!

by YourMomXXX420 January 8, 2015

Bledding

the phenomenon that occurs to females during menstruation where blood leaks onto the bed.

"She was bledding"
"I bledded last night"
"It's so not fair, guys don't have to deal with bledding"

by JadeClaire May 21, 2015

Bleder

Your mainstream white-fuck-boy who dabs like his life depends on it.

Why is that boy dabbing on the kisscam? What a fucking bleder.

by xXx_muzz4zyzz_xXx February 6, 2017

beedaddy

The one man who fathered enough bees to save them from extinction. He uses his ultralightbees to sway all the queen bees to him for copulation.

Queen bee: oh beedaddy! Please come stretch my bees.

Beedaddy: I AM THE ULTRALIGHTBEES

Or

Worker bee: Queen! We are dying at an alarming rate! What should we do?

Queen bee: Call the beedaddy!

by Horny4honey March 27, 2017

beeda wooda

intention of murder

im gonna beeda wooda you

by usn14 August 7, 2017