angry bird

Hanging from the ceiling fan and taking a dump on your girl from above like an angry bird

Got a little too drunk and gave the old lady an angry bird

by mrpalermo March 6, 2018

Angry Shower

When you get in your shower and find a dead hampster inside and pick it up and begin to furiously fuck it until it falls apart and goes down the drain and fucks up your water supply then you finish your shower angrily.

Friend:Jim why are you so pissed off?

Jim:” I just had an angry shower”

by Revive. survive. strive. February 23, 2018

angry dog

When your dressed as a furry and your boyfriend accidentally rips the suit while your getting pounded to hard

hey my boyfriend made me an angry dog last night

by jimdogg27078 June 18, 2018

Angry Dragon

An act of fellatio performed while wearing clothing, in this situation the lady has long hair. When the gentleman is feeling a climax approaching, he discreetly feeds the lady's hair through his belt loops. Upon a climax the said gentleman pulls the lady's hair all the way through his belt loops, there for trapping the lady in an open mouth position, forcing her to cough up semen from her nose, the act most likely angers the lady due to it being unexpected and never previously discussed by her partner.

-Did you go home with Leslie last night?
-Yes! She sure was an angry dragon after I was finished with her!

by Cheddar_bomb December 29, 2008

the angry dolphin

having anal sex with a female or male and the receiver turns and faces the giver and says nuh-uh nuh-uh sounding like a dolphin. kudos to sean!

Hunter so gave WOAH-livia the angry dolphin last night and he felt like he was in the ocean!

by Hunter and Olivia August 30, 2006

Angry Jedi

Whilst having anal sex with a female hop on her back and tell her "strong with the force young skywalker is". Then as she complains tell her, "that is why you fail". Then, remove your weiner and commense hitting her in the head with it until you cum in her hair.

"Did you hear what padame or panda bear or whatever the fuck her name is did with darth vader?"

"NO?!"

"They did the angry Jedi, and afterwards did the Angry Pile of Sith."

"OMGZZZZZ!"

by pattheog March 24, 2008

angry mexican

When having sex and your partner, be it male or female is about to orgasm, throw salsa in their eyes and kick them in the genitals.

I was thinking for Ryan's birthday I was going to bang Ryan from behind and give him the angry mexican.

by JB12 June 27, 2008