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angry period monster

A female who is currently undergoing PMS, or her menstrual cycle.

An angry period monster, or APM, often exhibits the following characteristics, including, not but limited to, violent mood swings, irrational behavior, frequent irritating text message sending, being annoying, ruining your day, destroying your concentration before a test, and just being an overall bitch.

Also called angry menstruating monsters, or AMM's (pronounced "AY-DOUBLE M").
A typical text message conversation between a male and an angry period monster:

(9:43 AM) APM: can't wait to see you this fridayy!
(9:45 AM) Guy: yeah, can't wait
(9:46 AM) APM: you know what, fuck you. you're a fucking asshole.

...

(9:48 AM) APM: wtf is your problem asshole??
(9:51 AM) APM: you know what? im just done. bye.
(9:54 AM) APM: are you fucking kidding me? what the fuck is your problem?
by big tall giraffe March 4, 2011
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angry smurf

Is where a girl is giving a man a handjob, and then squeezes the mans hard penis until it turns blue
after i gave becky an angry bath, she returned the favor with an angry smurf.
by dan and david July 6, 2006
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angry Nick

An "angry Nick" is a customer support person in any line of business, but particularly computers, who becomes so frustrated with his inability to change end users that he kills a hobo.
Did you hear that the new guy became so frustrated with setting up the internet for the twelve o'clock flasher that he pulled an angry Nick and ended up in a mental institution?
by OWW June 17, 2008
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Angry Wellzy

Useful courting maneuver used when stuck outside someone with whom you're attempting to have relations. Often found on college campuses, but can also be found in the backwoods of some eastern states esp in vicinity of Wayah Road.

Involves swerving left to right like an angry shark, waving your junk and accelerating forwards at the hole in front. Similar to an aggressive passing maneuver but with a few key differences. It can also be used to display desire, impatience or hunger.
Better be careful, Frank -- not only has that guy been standing right behind you, I think I saw him pulling an Angry Wellzy.
by Fontana Frank May 6, 2013
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angry pirate kickback

after a man angry pirate a woman, she cleans up, goes back into the room and kicks the man's ass hard.
sweetie, this is how you get angry pirate kickback ...
by blackpudding July 29, 2013
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angry snake

When your penis slips out and breaks from ramming the taint.
I had to go to the hospital after my angry snake incident.
by skaczII December 22, 2013
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angry poop

A toilet seat slammer, when your excretory system is against you, and you flip out over your own crap
Did you here him slam that toilet seat?
Yeah, he must have had an angry poop!
by bad_santa March 7, 2015
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