anal tissue

A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.

<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.

by Mark Shackelford June 4, 2007

anal corkscrew

To insert penis anally and spin partner. Make sure you spin your partner hard or you will have a broken corkscrew.

"We thought we would try something, new so I gave her an anal corkscrew. She was so dizzy she spun her face right into my donkey punch."

by Mike Boo April 19, 2008

Anal Grenade

1. the act of skeeting into an asshole

1. DUDE, i totally anal grenaded this chick i met at the club last night
2. If you don't shut the fuck up bitch, ima anal grenade you

by Anal Grenader December 16, 2008

Anal Moses

A pornographic term for anal foreplay

He parted her cheeks like an anal Moses

by Flawed February 24, 2010

Anal Bobs College

1. Major Christian university located in Tulsa, Oklahoma
2. Oral Roberts' evil cousin

What's your alma mater?
I went to Anal Bobs College.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Thanks, those two years of my life sucked.

by Sejis January 6, 2012

Analed

The plural word for anal

1. "Hey man, remember Jenny from High School? I hear she got analed last night!" "No way!!?!"

2. "Duuuude, I totally analed Betty the other night. WAHEYUP!"

by commonsensereally April 6, 2014

anal flossing

the act of giving someone a particularly aggressive wedgy which causes ones pants to make a sharp asscent into the anal ridge, piercing the rectum with alarming speed yet a certain air of grace, and causing a large amount of pain.

adriano was anal flossing cara, who responded by screaming in pain :-(((

by bumbletrump October 7, 2016