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Potato Printing

Pressing a wet vagina onto sexual partner's body, creating a stamp like effect of you own vagina with your come.
Ellie was potato printing on Mary's ass as she grinded on her.
by park roadie January 11, 2016
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Potato Karp

A devolved form of the pokemon magikarp. It does nothing other than sit there and be demoralizing and smells funny. You cannot kill or get rid of it. It doesn't matter if you catch it or not. It forces its way into your pokeball and throws the other pokemon out.
HOLY **** THAT POTATO KARP JUST KICKED OUT MY PSYDUCK!!!!!
by Whopper Jr. for a dollar March 26, 2010
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slimy potato

When a man and a woman have just gotten out of the pool and they decide to have sex but his dick got wet in the pool so it is slimy
When we were at the rich kid's pool skinny dipping we were going to fuck on their patio table but he had a slimy potato so he fingered me with a pickle instead.
by Halfway43 April 7, 2015
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pothead potato

by Crazyhyenaowo February 28, 2017
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funeral potatoes

A casserole consisting of shredded cheese onions frozen potatoes and other ingredients .Served at lunches after funerals and holidays.
My mom used to make the best funeral potatoes, The relief society had her number on speed dial
by lcthatch November 7, 2014
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Ass Potatoes

Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."
I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!
by Paul Hate May 22, 2011
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potato baby

A cute and gorgeous girl of Irish descent. A combination of the Irish stereotype about potatoes and her being your babe/baby.
I love Emma so much! She's my potato baby!
by a potato farmer March 14, 2017
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