front crunch

when u get ur wisdom teeth out and can’t chew in the back

Sorry excuse my front crunch i just got my wisdom teeth out and can’t get it stuck.

by rr525 June 24, 2022

Front Loader

When you squat over a toilet to shit, but the shit hits the front of the bowl, not allowing the water to flush it down

I dropped a Front Loader in the toilet at West Penn Hospital and had to grab some TP and help it along

by Fhdbshdnsh June 19, 2016

The Fronts

When a person is not familiar with the controls or buttons at the front of their car.

Gary told Frank he had a bad case of the fronts when Frank didn’t know how to defrost his front window.

by Chrisjack477 June 28, 2023

redbull front wing

used to describe someone so morbidly fucking obese that their downforce literally makes them stick to the fucking ground like a fucking redbull f1 car

"that fat bitch has got to have the downforce of a redbull front wing"

by menlover2312 April 24, 2024

Front butt

When your belly hangs over your waist and looks like a butt on you front

A front butt is what a person has with a pot belly

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

Living in Front of Eternity

L.I.F.E has been a way for me to stay ahead of the game just by saying it you acknowledge the concept and train your brain to think ahead and/or faster

Ain't this the l.i.f.e we want
I'm so far ahead it feels like I'm living in front of eternity.

by Psychobibblebabble November 23, 2023

small front

A small vagina

She's got a small front for a thick girl

by -TheRealFrit- May 4, 2016