by Mike Hunt is a Harry One December 22, 2020
Get the Douchebagmug. "Don't be a sod."
Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.
Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.
by Toddthedouche January 13, 2011
Get the Sudden Onset Douchebag Syndromemug. An airheaded nitwit that consistently misplaces important items (ex. Wallet, cellphone, intellect).
Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.
Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.
"Hey I thought you were heading out?"
"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"
"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."
"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"
"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."
by JohnnyTwoToesKnows January 28, 2017
Get the Tubeurlocious Douchebagmug. 
by Sexyhomophobe December 22, 2020
Get the Douchebagmug. One who causes a problem through wrongdoing, incompetence or neglect and then wants to take credit for fixing the same problem, and would attempt character assasination against anyone who threatens to expose their facade.
Your business partner is a total douchebag!
by Insigtful June 12, 2018
Get the douchebagmug. Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.
That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.
by Theirishbarmaid April 23, 2024
Get the Corporate Douchebagmug.