Rampant Galloping Cock Rot

A generic term for sexually transmitted deseases affecting the male reproductive organs.

Doctor, I think I've caught a dose of the old Rampant Galloping Cock Rot. Can I have some penecillin please.

by The Dalai Longer November 5, 2004

suck my fucking cock

A statement evincing such utter disdain for someone or something so as to render all further conversation useless. A conversation ender.

Charles: I'll tell you what, I'll let you have it for $50.00, and that's my final offer.

Joseph: Suck my fucking cock!

Judge: You, sir, have not shown the Court that you possess a single reedeming quality; you are a drunkard, a wife beater, a philanderer, a liar, a failure, and a loser; in short, a complete disgrace! Do you have anything at all to say for yourself?

Defendant: Suck my fucking cock!

by A Man called Horse September 16, 2013

cock juggling thunder cunt

The best insult to anyone, ever.

1: hey
2: YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!
1:(sniffle)

by TestamenTT September 7, 2008

suck my dick, or cock

The phrase used repeatedly by the "tourettes guy" who was made famous for his outrageous videos appearing on youtube and tourettesguy.com. He would usually use this sentence when he was very frustrated with himself or another person, including his son.

The tourettes guy was so upset at the telemarketer he exclaimed: "Suck my dick, or cock!"

by AdamMD2Binafewyears October 2, 2007

mother fucking cock sucker

(n.) a derogitary term used for a noun

also see jackass,bitch,fucker,hoe, and various other forms of profanity.

1. you mother fucking cock sucker, u fucked my mother after sucking my fathers dick.
2. The computer didnt work so i called it a mother fucking cock sucker.
3. the car didnt start so the driver yelled mother fucking cock sucker in anger

by lolwut484793ue3j June 25, 2004

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Used in the famous movie "Blade Trinity" by Ryan Renold's Character as an insult on one of his vampiric captors. it's just a basic insult that can be used on anyone when angry

Person 1: Did you get me that DVD then
Person 2: hmmm... No!
Person 1: You Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!

by Bob Bobberson June 13, 2005

You're Slapping My Cock

A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.

Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.

Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.

by Professor Big Penis April 26, 2010