Fuck Captain

The captain of the Fuck boys. The biggest fuck boy of them all.

Kevin is a fuck boy, but Derek is the man in charge of the fuck boys, he's the fuck captain.

by Thefunkjuice May 22, 2019

Chase Cappiello

Chase Cappiello is the smartest most athletic and handsome person in the state. He learned how to divide fraction in 2nd grade.

"Chase Cappiello aced another one of his math tests again for the 52nd time in a row."

by Then Best June 13, 2019

lost caption

A opposite reality where there are no labels your just there your not a human your not a monster nor are you dead your energy just Freely thrives in this reality there is nothing but emptiness .

My life is a lost caption ,fuck the labels

by The meaning of lost caption June 27, 2019

doli capax

Deemed capable of forming the intent to commit a crime or tort, especially by the reason of age (ten years old or older)

Mom: I think my son is not doli capax.
Friend: What do you mean!? Your son is big!!!
Mom: He's just 9 years old.

by Lime Eirfan April 5, 2019

Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.

Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 6, 2019

Oversized Capri-Sun

The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.

Guy: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try

by Knee gears April 7, 2019

Jon Capz

a boy who thinks he’s a big tough man and has lots of tattoos. has a beard that he thinks is the most amazing thing in the world. laughs like spongebob but is actually a really sweet, loyal guy and is consistent with his behavior

Have you ever met Jon Capz? His beard has gotten so long!

by theladyjanedoe April 15, 2019