i love you more

When you love someone wayyyy more than
that person loves you.

Jessica loves vaughn more.

jessica: "i love you more"
vaughn: "no i love you more"
jessica: "no way thats impossible
everyone knows i love you more"

by jessica :] November 13, 2006

lip lock on the love muscle

Fellatio. Oral sex on the male member

Rita lacked work place skills but wanted to keep her job so she regularly put a lip lock on the love muscle for various managements' members

by Hojoh October 30, 2006

Love is cheap, Grab a gun!!!

this a phrase used to help people who are depressed because of a break up, it also makes for a great slogan or motto

Note: this is an original phrase by Patrick Cyril Kean, also I do not endorse murder... even if it is hilariously fun!

someone is crying, you walk up to them and ask "Whats wrong" they say "I just broke up with my girlfriend/boyfriend" you say " That sucks, but Love is cheap, Grab a gun!!!

by Netherworlder August 30, 2010

Loving touch movement

A movement where the ones in it drop all boundaries to being touched and can come up to each other unanounced and any where tits,pussy,pecker etc. because they believe that the world is too selfish,not enough love/sex in the world etc. and that is the best way to change that.

She's in the loving touch movement.

by The Fury 13 December 4, 2010

"I love you" texting

Created by MLIAers (Mylifeisaverage.com), the "I love you" texting fad swept across the nation. With people texting random numbers saying, "I love you," MLIA became a love-spreading mini-phenomenon. And although the MLIAers were sending out a kind message, a lot of receivers complained and threatened to call the authorities. With the creators of MLIA getting email after email of complaints of the site users sending anonymous texts, this fun hobby became a big problem. Eventually, Mylifeisaverage.com created a page about the dangers of texting people you don't know, and soon after that, the "I love you" texts decreased significantly.

But although the texting has subsided, a simple "I love you" is known throughout the world by the users of MLIA.

Person One: "Have you heard about the '"I love you" texting? Supposedly a bunch of people are sending out random texts telling people they love them."
Person Two: "Man, I want an 'I love you' text."

Person Three: "I love you!"
Person Four: "My life is average."

by Grrzzlygrrl August 18, 2009

love this dead girl walking

To have sex in an aggressive way as if it's you last

Oh Chris, love this dead girl walking!

by Baby's hacker April 18, 2017

I don't love you

What you say to someone you are in love with when they don't like you back. Usually to make things less awkward. Can be used as reverse psychology to make the other person magically fall for you.

Nicole: Sorry for all the drama. Don't worry I don't love you anymore. *crosses fingers behind back*
Derek: ok good, can you stop stalking me now?
Nicole: :P

by PartayPoison February 25, 2012