fartmaster

best name in existence

fartmaster is very pog

by fartmasterisvertypog January 9, 2021

fartmonster08

Intense farting coming from your basement.

Oh my God I just heard a fartmonster08 let's go check it out.

by I'm uknown January 14, 2021

Farticles

Better word for fart particles.

I just ate a good load of farticles

by Fargodaddy February 8, 2021

farted a can of pepsi

When you feel delighted in a way of dissatisfaction, loss, or redoing.

After I went to get a tacos de harina, and my stomach felt ill, I used the restroom to let it all out, ad then I farted a can of pepsi.

by pluvuto February 9, 2021

Farteater

When you trap a fart and then stick the jar in someone's face. Then the fart goes in the person's mouth if it's open and then the person basically eats the fart.

That dude made me eat that fart. I'm a farteater!

by datboi101lol February 22, 2021

Fartatorium

A safe place in any house to release flatulence from your stinky buttox.
Also considered ones bed due to the mass amount of farts it receives.

Child: "oh man, I have to fart.
Mom: "groooossss, I swear I had girls! Go use the fartatorium."

by SouthpawHunter91 March 7, 2021

FartBox McJohnson

A FartBox McJohnson, or FBM, is a contraption comprised of a cylindrical cardboard tube (normally used for toilet paper rolls) placed upon the Farter's anus and a recipient, the Sniffer, placing their nose on the other end of the tube. By sniffing the FartBox McJohnson, Sniffers receive life in heaven.

Yo Kadren D., remember when Snail R.'s FartBox McJohnson cleared your sinuses?

by SnailR March 12, 2021