drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there

My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets

by Nigger handles September 15, 2017

punking off

masterbating(males). to punk off

wtf are u doin in the bathroom so long, PUNKING OFF?

by pissdrnxdollin April 24, 2006

Dick poppin off

The male genitals are buggin

"damn bro your dick poppin off broooo"

by andi elefsen January 21, 2023

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

by R. Tizz-E April 09, 2024

Eat a fruit roll up off it

The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed

"Bro please let me cheat off your test I will eat a fruit roll up off it"

by July 31, 2024

piss off tonight

now you can piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

by nylonthingy April 01, 2023

dude-off

a dude-off is a battle between two dudes in which only the word dude is used but it can be said with any inflection that the vocalizer pleases. the battle is won either when one player accidently uses another word other than dude or by honor code when one player simply admits defeat

shhh, they're having an intense dude-off right now so be quiet

player A: dude
player B: dude dude
player A: dude dude dude
player B: duuuuuude
(etc.)

by shaggymorphism October 27, 2021