Porch dick

A dick who yells insults from his/her porch.

Pete from the Walking Dead was a total porch dick to Rick.

by KitKat69 April 1, 2015

Slumber Dick

When a man has consensual sex with his woman whilst still being asleep.

Jane was pleasantly awakened by Mike giving her his slumber dick.

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 9, 2015

Dick Snacking

The act of always sucking cock

She was out by the dumpster sucking on her third cock from the same bar.
"Damn, that some quality dick snacking."

by Fruity Chalfont April 14, 2015

dick puddin

Cum on the dick

I fucked that girl last night and when I pulled out I had dick puddin.

by anonymous_21 May 12, 2015

Urbanite Dick

Someone who refers more frequently to Urban Dictionary than to the Standard Oxford Dictionary for their definitions.

"Stop being an Urbanite Dick! That word means something far less inappropriate!"

by Mortechant May 30, 2015

Dick Wiesel

A Dick Wiesel is someone who is always very annoying and he is a douche bag that never shuts up. They are always following you and never leave.

Hey Jim, Did you see that Dick Wiesel following us today.

by Dick Wiesel June 17, 2015

helly dick

Helly dick is when your having straight sex and your going so fast that it starts to burn the female.

"Man I got a helly dick going last night!"

by Staff member#18 July 1, 2015